Movie titles cum headlines

My question is this: Would headline writers have been so quick to pull their material from an average flick with Julia Roberts and Richard Gere if had involved not just a bride with cold feet, but a pretty hooker bride gone straight?

By the way, if Jennifer Willbanks' story were really a movie her poor fiance John Mason would spurn the crazy-eyed westward-bound nut-job in favor of sympathetic and stable Albuquerque Police spokeswoman Trish Ahrensfield.

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