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Tuesday, July 03, 1990

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: Name: Justin Cresswell; Location: Albany, NY, United States

Thanks for wondering who @justincresswell is. He’s me. I’m him. I have a wife and two kids and I work in a button factory. And by button factory, I mean a web and IT firm called WSG.net or @wsgnet on Twitter.

Here are all the places to find me, like you care, jerk-face. Unless you followed me, in which case I will agree to have your babies. It would also be great if I could fly, so see what you can do on that front as well, will you?

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